Wal-Mart Employee (the red-faced one)

I worked for a while at Wal-Mart, selling sporting goods. Wal-Mart employees are sometimes required to make storewide pages, e.g., "I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter."

One night, a tentative female voice came over the intercom system with the following message: "I have a customer by the balls in the toy department, and he needs help."

The store exploded with laughter!!!! !