An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman have all been captured in Iraq and told that they are going to be executed. But before they are killed they have all been granted one wish, but they are not allowed to wish against their punishment.
The Welshman says, "I am a proud Welshman, so I wish for a thousand Welshmen to sing my national anthem just before I'm killed."
The Scotsman says, "I am a proud Scotsman, so I wish for a thousand Scotsmen to sing my national anthem just before I'm killed."
The Irishman says, "I am a proud Irishman, so I wish for a thousand Irishmen to sing my national anthem just before I'm killed."
The Englishman says, "fucking kill me first!"
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Englishman
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