BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A  handful of 7 year old children were  asked 'What they thought of  beer'. Some interesting responses, but the  last one is especially  touching.

'I  think beer must  be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier my mum  gets.'
--Tim, 7 years  old

'Beer  makes my dad  sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television  when he is  asleep, so beer is nice. '
--Mellanie, 7 years   old

'My  Mum and Dad  both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and  takes her top  off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very  funny.'
--Grady,  7 years old

''My  Mum and Dad  talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink  the more they  give kisses to each other, which is a good  thing.'
--Toby, 7 years  old

'My  Dad gets funny  on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants  sometimes, so he  shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years  old

'My  Dad loves beer.  The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time  he danced right  into the pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years  old

'I  don't like beer  very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the  sausages on the  barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7  years  old

'I  give Dad's beer  to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7  years  old

AND  THE BEST  RESPONSE

'My  Mum drinks beer  and she says silly things and picks on my father.  Whenever she drinks  beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury  his bone down the  street again, but that doesn't make any  sense.'
--Jack, 7   years