Really Bad PJ’s

Have you ever smelled mothballs?
No! How do you get their tiny legs apart?
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What's the ultimate rejection?
Your hand falls asleep while you're masturbating
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do elephants have big, flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks
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And one more just for the heck of it:
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino