Another joke about MEN. Sorry guys.

> 1. Men are like . .... Laxatives . ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
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> 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
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> 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
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> 4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
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> 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
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> 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
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> 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
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> 8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
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> 9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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> 10. Men are like ... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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> 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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> 12. Men are like ........... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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> 13. Men are like Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.