Old Jokes

Hat tip: Larry

 

just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied: 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?'
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An elderly couple would constantly argue about everything. The woman often ended the arguments by stating vociferously, "I'll dance on your grave...I'll dance on your grave!"

As luck would have it, the man died first.

His last request was that he be buried at sea.
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