On Friendship: Wit and Wisdom

• People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
• Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
• If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
• The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
• The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
• To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
• Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
• Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.