Canada Post Employment

*A guy goes to Canada Post to apply for a job.* *The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?"* ** *He says "Yes, just caffeine."* ** *"Have you ever been in the service?" the interviewer asks.* ** *"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for two years."  ***** *The interviewer says "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment
here."*  *He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"* *The guy says, "Yes, an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off."* *The interviewer tells the guy: "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. **Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. **You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. **Don't worry, we'll still pay you from 8am."*  *The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don't you want me to be here before 10am?"* ** *"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. **No point in you coming in for that."*