NoLaughingMatter

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were extremely mischievous.

They were always getting into trouble and

their parents knew all about it. If any mischief
occured in their town, the two boys were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice,

sat the younger boy down and
asked him sternly:

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the

preacher repeated the question
in an even sterner tone:

"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even
more and shook his finger in the boy's face

and bellowed:

"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time;"
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"GOD is missing, and they think we did it !!!!!"