Political Parties

> A good story that
> you can tell even your youngest child and they will know the
> difference between a liberal Democrat and a conservative Republican.
>  
>
> I remember the
> time that Catherine, one of my daughter Shannon's friends when she was
> little, told me that she wanted to be President one day. Both of her
> parents are liberal Democrats and were standing there with us - and I
> asked Catherine, "If you were President what would be the first thing
> you would do?"
>   
> Catherine replied, "I would
> give houses to all the homeless
> people."
>   
> "Wow, what a worthy goal you
> have there,
>  Catherine."  I told her, "You don't
> have to wait until you are President to do that, you can come over to
> my house and clean up the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you
> $5.  Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy
> hangs out, and you can give him the $5 to use for a new house."
>   
> Catherine, who was about 4,
> thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me, and
> Catherine replied, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean
> up the dog poop and you can pay him the $5."
>   
> Welcome to the
> Republican Party,
> Catherine