Lease vs Buy, An Analysis

Purchasing
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The  math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as  follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49  million. Assuming  he got sex every night during their 5 year  relationship it  ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills

Leasing
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On  the other hand, New York Governor Elliot  Spitzer's hooker, Kristen,  an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Alexandra_Dupr%C3%A9

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliot_Spitzer_prostitution_scandal

Had  Paul  McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,   he  would have
paid $7.3 million in total, for  an hour of sex every night  for 5
years: (a  $41.7 million savings).

Value-added  benefits are:

A  22 year old hot babe,  no  begging,  no  coaxing,  never  a headache, happily  agrees to all requests,  no  bitching and complaining,  no honey-do lists. Best  of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.