licence

A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the  >
bar.. It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them.  The
bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her  breasts.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his  third
beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the  bartender
hits her breasts, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts  and she
decks him!
He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let  the
bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has a licker license!  He showed it to  me!'