the writer

Hiten Raja the writer of Kanjibhai died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.

Hiten  decided to check out each place first.

As he descended into the fiery pits, Hiten saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

"Oh my," said Hiten. "Let me see heaven now."

A few moments later, as Hiten ascended into heaven, and he  saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.

"Wait a minute," said Hiten Raja. "This is just as bad as hell!"

"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."