Kanjibhai on Parenting

Kanjibhai says - Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids.

Kanjibhai says - - It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

Kanjibhai says - - It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

Kanjibhai says - - Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Kanjibhai says - - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Kanjibhai says - - One child is often not enough, but two children can be far  too many.

Kanjibhai says - - You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.

Kanjibhai says - -  Vacations is a time when parents realize that teachers  are grossly underpaid.

Kanjibhai says - - There are three ways to get things done:
1) do it yourself
2) hire someone to do it
3) forbid your kids to do it.

Kanjibhai says - - There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop
    wood to keep the television set going.

Kanjibhai says - - Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Kanjibhai says - - The best thing to spend on your children is time.