Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai.
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He Writes a software program to stop the fight.....
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore .
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A Guy comes along and quietly say that "Rajnikanth" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends from their mobile phones. Now 50 guys come and start fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says " dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting". That's Kerala !!
and the last one
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends..
You are in Goaaaaaahhhhhh

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