At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together...
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Roger, Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When they're done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again when, you've guessed it, the appropriately named Roger is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more of the old 'hide the salami' action.
And once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can screw so well and so often. I have been with guys less than half your age who were only good once.
You are truly a great lover Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed says:
'You mean I was here earlier?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old,
Alzheimer's has its advantages.
P.S. Have I already sent this to you?
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