The Female Genie

The Female  Genie ...

While trying to escape  through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle  on the sand and picked it  up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you  one wish?"

Osama responded," You ignorant,  unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me  anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must  grant you a wish or I will be returned to that  bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then  grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I  want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with  you.'
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and  disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in  bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his  knees were broken, and he had no health  insurance.
God is good.