If Women Ruled the World..

# Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

# PMS would be a legitimate defence in court.

# Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

# Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

# A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.

# Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.

# Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

# "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

# Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

# Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.

# Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."

# Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.

# Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

# Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," " I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."