And the correct answer is?.....

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing
off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish
wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's 
ass?
A mechanic.
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a
dozen donuts.
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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
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The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
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The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"

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