CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE

New form of Confidentiality Notice (which you find at the bottom of emails!) (Thanks, Terry!)

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This email message, including any attachments, is for the use of the intended recipient(s) only and may contain information that is almost certainly innocuous but might, in rare instances, contain revelations embarrassing to multinational corporate schemers, subpoenaed Cabinet members, and hypocritical senators from Idaho.
However, if anyone working in a professional capacity is careless enough to inadvertently send it to an unintended recipient, the burden of such an error must lie entirely upon the sender, who may conceivably find his wrist slapped, his employment terminated, and his home address changed to Guantánamo. Therefore, if you are not the intended recipient of this message, and it does, upon careful analysis, appear highly embarrassing and sent in error, disseminate away! Distribute it to everyone on your address book! Burn it to CD and sell it on eBay! Live it up! Go hog wild! Click that Send button like it's the trigger Tabasco- filled Super Soaker and a country radio programmer is in your sights. Anything goes, so take advantage of the situation, because life is short and all too often disappointing, and you've just had the opportunity for guilt-free antisocial abandon offered up to you with the key in the ignition. Fire it up and drive it like the bad-ass rebel you know you are!