One Liners

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

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Baldness

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist mocking his baldness. One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand across the older man's gleaming head while loudly exclaiming: "Feels similar to my wife's ass."

With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging executive rubbed his hand across his head. "You're right," he said, "it does..."

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Q: Why did the Leper go back into the shower?
A: He forgot his Head and Shoulders.

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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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Q: Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?

A: He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.