Some examination answers from 10/11 olds.

Nicked from Avril! :)

Ancient Egypt was old.  It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics.  They lived in the Sarah Dessert.  The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.  Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos.  He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it.
What causes the tides and oceans?
The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon.  All water tends to flow towards the moon because there is no water on the moon and nature hates a vacuum.  I forget where the sun joins in the fight,
How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g. abdomen)
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.  The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O and U.