How to get into heaven.

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with St. Peter to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

St. Peter said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted."

St.Peter then asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

St.Peter thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pressed the lever, and flushes it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed the bog and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"

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"Sorry, Dolly," said St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."