1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
3. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
4. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
5. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
6. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
7. *However*, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
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