The Silver Tea Pot

George was fixing the front door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Louise, to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for the Manager, Henry, to finish waiting on another customer.
When Henry was finished, Louise asked, "How much for the teapot?"
Henry replied, "That's real silver and it costs $500."

"My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!" Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that George had sent her to buy and Henry went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Henry yelled, "Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Louise hollered back,
"Well, no...but I will for that teapot."