British Sex

A Italian man said to his 2 friends, "Last night, my wife and
I had great sex.  I rubbed her body all over with olive oil AND
we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes
at the end.

The Frenchman boasted, "Last night when my wife and I had sex,
I rubbed her body all over with wine.  We then made passionate
love and she screamed for 10 minutes at the end."

The Brit quietly said, "Well, last night my wife and I also had
sex.  I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat).
We made love, and she screamed for over 6 hours at the end!"

The other two were stunned.  The amazed Frenchman asked,
"What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream
for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the bedspread."