20 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Men

1. We don’t have to mow the lawn
2. We don’t have to take out the garbage
3. We don’t have to paint the house or walls
4. PMS – yet another excuse to bitch at men Cosmopolitan
5. We can con our way out of anything – not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole
6. Men unlock our side of the car first – a real bonus when it’s cold
7. PMS is a legal defense for murder
8. Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever
9. We can masturbate more in a day than men
10. 2 words – multi orgasmic
11. We don’t have to constantly adjust our genitals
12. Sweat is sexy on us
13. We never run out of excuses
14. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often
15. Doggie style – that way we get to watch the game too
16. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back
17. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cause men fuck up so often
18. We can give “the look” that will make any man want to cower in the corner
19. Women are cleaner
20. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn’t know)