Hell can be hell

          So it seems that a couple of weeks ago, Lucifer himself
             was walking around Hell, observing all the suffering. He
             was on a mission to be sure everyone was enduring the
             maximum pain when he noticed a chubby old guy with white
             hair sweating and shovelling coal.
             The guy was obviously in great distress, but the Devil
             decided he just wasn't suffering sufficiently.
              So, he walked up to the perspiring old fellow and
             whispered  in his ear,
              "Hey, Teddy..................
             Have I told you a Republican got your Senate seat?"