Happy Monday blogsters! Today's post is totally unrelated to fashion & beauty but this hilarious yet informative email was in my inbox this morning and I just had to come share it with you. My name was somehow added to some astrology site and the owner keeps sending me these funny emails which are rather entertaining that I've yet to unsubscribe to them even though usually I send them to the trash bin, this time I was bored and actually read it. As most of you already know astrology is a hobby of mine so when a "professional" sends me information on how to live my life through astrology it never ceases to amaze me how there are others out there trying to make money on peoples vulnerabilities. They must not know about me and my titanium plated skull... Sure, there are decent true astrologers out there who have the right to make a living helping others but the wacky ones who push astrology down your throat like they were selling cheap lemonade on a hot summers day put me off a bit, they seem too anxious just to take money from poor suckers. Anyway, back to the email: What was so funny is how this particular one sounded as if it were an emergency of some kind along with the jumbo typed out title in the subject line designed to catch my attention:
Subject:Re: I Predict You'll Meet Your Husband This Way...
I know this is rather long but you guys need to read this to the end, it's supposed to educate us "lonely single women" on what men truly want and how to please them. While I don't argue with the contents of this email it makes it seem as men are the poor little creatures and we need to know how to learn to make them happy. I thought this would be fun as a much needed topic for the Girl Talk Forum. What do you guys think about this email or your thoughts on men, dating, etc. You male bloggers let us know if there is some validity to these wild accusations from this astro chick! Say what you feel just no foul language. Me I'm gonna take the astro ladies advice and go hang out at the Home Depot this weekend between the sledgehammers and the chainsaw aisle, I want to attract a more aggressive male to dominate & compliment my likewise aggressive nature. Toodles! Wish me luck! everybody! Stay Beautiful! XOXO
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Do you have a hard time meeting men?
Does it seem like you never like the ones you meet, or worse - you just clam up and lose whatever charm or personality you have when you DO like someone?
Which has the lovely side-effect of making them find you about as romantically attractive and interesting as wallpaper...
And then, of course, you're the most playful, adorable, and funny with the ones you're NOT interested in, making them just WORSHIP you - right?
Isn't that the WORST?
So, where do you go to find men you could like?
Where are they, anyway?
Where do great men go?
And, if you did happen to trip over one, what are you supposed to DO?
I can tell you, but this will be shocking so brace yourself...
GREAT MEN ARE EVERYWHERE!
I'm not kidding... They're at the grocery store, they're at the laundry mat, they're at your neighborhood coffee shop, for starters...
They're at Home Depot, they're at the driving range, they're at your gym...
Now, that's not the shocking part.
Here's the shocking part - they're LONELY. And they're LOOKING TO YOU for a signal that it's okay to approach!
Seriously...
Here's the thing - if you're living in the West then there's something about men you MUST know to help you meet them.
This is BIG.
And it will DRAMATICALLY improve your odds of finding the guy for you.
(If you live in the East, this may still help you but won't apply as much...)
Here goes: modern men in the West are THE LONELIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
This is a sociological FACT - not my opinion.
Why are they so lonely?
Odds are, that cute stranger you see at your grocery store, gym, coffee shop, etc. didn't grow up in the area he's now living in.
Odds are, he didn't go to college there, either.
Odds are his family of origin is not nearby.
In other words - the people he's closest to IN THE WORLD - his childhood friends, his school buddies, and his siblings and parents are likely not in his daily life.
But wait - there's more...
Odds are he's working CRAZY long hours (thanks to the economy and how expensive modern life is - especially if he's American then I promise he's working crazy hours.
We work more hours with less time off than anywhere in the world - even Japan, and they have a word for DYING from overwork!) and he has little time for a personal life.
And let's not forget - he's a MAN.
So - he can't TOUCH anyone unless it's sexual.
We're so homophobic that men can't hold hands with anyone unless it's romantic, they DO NOT kiss other men (unless they're, uh, you know...), and don't share any deep, personal confidences with each other (until something's REALLY a big deal)...
Unlike women - who connect with EVERYONE everywhere we go, and talk to our friends all the time, and tell everyone EVERYTHING, and can be physically affectionate and snuggly with other women and friends WITHOUT it being sexual...
So we're not lonely in the same way men are.
(Researchers even believe this is partly why women live longer! We have more social networks...)
Are you seeing what I'm talking about here?
So - DO NOT clam up and get all shy and flustered to the point of fading into the scenery the next time you see a man you could like - he's just DYING for you to say hello or something.
I promise!
Here's THE REST of the deal...
As you know, men are socialized to APPROACH women.
They're "supposed" to do all the pursuing.
So, since kindergarten they've known that if they like a girl - they have to somehow "stick their neck out" and do something about it...
They have to walk her home, ask her to go steady, cross a crowded room in front of all of their friends and ask her to dance...
GULP...
So, what's happened to the average man by the time you trip over him out in the world?
He's been rejected by women A LOT...
A thousand times, in fact.
So he's learned from PAINFUL experience NOT TO come toward you unless he knows he should.
He's been getting CRUSHED by women since he played with G.I. Joes.
Seriously.
So - unless he's a cocky bad boy, when he's interested in a woman, he'll LOOK for some sort of cue from her that she's not going to kick him to the curb... AGAIN.
And if you're hot (which you ARE) and not sending him signals - he'll instantly ASSUME that you're "taken."
He'll think - "a woman like that MUST be with someone..."
And he REALLY won't come toward you.
So, what can you do to STOP THE MADNESS?
It's soooooooo easy, but it's the OPPOSITE of what you've been doing.
(Because you've been socialized to think that men are supposed to do all the "pursuing," too...)
All you have to do is start talking to men everywhere you go!
Say ANYTHING - they'll be so grateful!
Say hello, compliment his shoes, comment on the weather, ask for the time...
Whine about gas prices, ask him for an opinion, ask for directions - the options are endless.
You don't have to say something brilliant, or even funny or impressive.
You just have to say SOMETHING.
If he's not interested (or his girlfriend is five feet away) then he may not say much back.
You may feel rejected by him.
Oh well... keep talking to men. The NEXT guy will be nice back. Or the guy after him. Or the guy after him...
But maybe, when you say something to that interesting stranger, he'll say something back.
And the next thing you know, you're having a conversation, and the next thing you know you're laughing and getting along great, and the next thing you know, you're MARRIED.
(Okay, there's a few steps in between...)
Best of all, if you're talking to men all the time everywhere you go, when you see HIM you'll be so comfortable talking to strange men that you WON'T clam up, and you won't lose your entire personality - you'll have developed all those "talking to men" muscles so it'll be easy...
You'll be your most fabulous, charming, dynamic YOU - and he'll LOVE IT!
Now, if you're sitting there thinking, "Come on,... It's not that easy. This won't work for me..." then I DARE you to try it.
EVERY time I work with a great woman who tells me she never meets any men, she admits to me that she DOESN'T talk to strangers, gets shy out in public, isn't friendly with people she doesn't know...
And it's the MAIN reason she's not meeting anyone!
So if you're single and not meeting anyone you like, then I PROMISE it's the main reason for you, too - and this ONE little change will be the difference between you being home alone on Friday and Saturday nights, or being booked like crazy with tons of dates...
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In this program, I reveal over eight hours of material on how to FIND, MEET, and KEEP the right guy.I even include a long workbook that includes a long list of the best places to meet men (you're not going to most of them now, I promise) as well as the top FOUR ways research shows women find their husbands...If your "meeting men" skills need an upgrade then let me send you a FREE TRIAL version of "******" for a full 30 days - if you don't find it helpful, simply send it back to me and I won't charge you for it.And if you do - just keep it and do nothing more - you'll be billed automatically.That's how much I want to help a fabulous woman like you to "have it all" at last!(And there's a lot of lonely men out there who need me to spread the word, let's not forget...)So do yourself and the men of the world a favor - and check out "********."
And stand back and be amazed at how your life changes...
It's all right here:
Name withheld for privacy reasons along with the astrologers website... Please don't be put off from genuine astrologers because you have a lot to learn about yourselves from this ancient science. So what have we learned form this really? Nothing you say...well duh! That's because we didn't dish out the $$$ for the extensive DVD/CD?WORKBOOK PROGRAM that's where the really education is. Silly me! Wait...give me a moment to whip out my checkbook so I can get started on this How To Get A Man Class right away!! Well I guess it's better than that article from Malaysia "Throw Tangerines To Snag A Man" Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. Do you think I should pack a baggie of tangerines to take with me when I hit up the Home Depot this weekend? Hmmm... Hope this different post entertained you as much as it did me. Now the only real question left that needs to be answered for me is "WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE" Stay Beautiful! XOXO
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