**_The World's Shortest Fairy Tale_**

         Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl.
           'Will you marry me?'
           The girl said, 'NO!'
           And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
           and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank
           beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted
           whenever he wanted.
           *
           **THE END***