Sum-Sum-Summertime

The summer scramble is officially on. Quick, book your spots in zoo camp, theatre camp, surf camp, riding camp...or how about camp camp? Wouldn't that be great?

• Week one: Exploring the films of John Waters.
• Week two: Dynasty v. Dallas.
• Week three: Make your own garden gnomes.

Here in Los Angeles, parents compute a complex algorithm to make their camp choices. First we factor in cost, multiply by drive time, divide by camp quality, add what friends are attending, then divide both sides by free weeks in the calendar. Once that's sorted, I'll be looking for a student sitter to fill in the breaks at home. Anyone with a good referral, please give me a holler!

Shout out to the East Coast...