Laura Bush Desperate Housewife

The following are highlights from First Lady Laura Bush's remarks at
the 2005 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner:
"I am married to the President of the United States and here is our
typical evening. Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep,
and I am watching Desperate Housewives. With Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentleman, I am a desperate housewife. I mean if those women on that show think they're desperate, they ought to be with George."
"One night after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, Condi Rice, Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendales. I wouldn't even mention it except Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there. I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service codename is now Dollar Bill."
"George always says that he's delighted to come to these press
dinners. Baloney. He's usually in bed by now. I'm not kidding. I said
to him the other day, George, if you really want to end tyranny in
the world, you're going to have to stay up later."
"George and I are complete opposites - I'm quiet, he's talkative, I'm
introverted, he's extroverted, I can pronounce 'nuclear.'"
"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that
first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a
male horse."
"George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a
chainsaw. Which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."