The Top 15 Questions That SHOULD Have Been on the U.S. Census Survey

15. How many degrees of separation are you from Kevin Bacon?
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14. In what state do you currently reside?
[ ] Denial
[ ] Shock
[ ] Panic
[ ] Mentally Unfit
[ ] California
[ ] Other
13. Doesn't Michelle Obama look fabulous?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
12. Do you watch "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"?
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If yes, for God's sake, WHY?
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11. [ ] Deal
[ ] No Deal
10. Did you detect the microscopic tracking device and video transmitter that embedded itself into your skin while you opened this envelope?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
9. Have you slept with:
[ ] Tiger Woods
[ ] Jesse James
8. [ ] Boxers
[ ] Briefs
[ ] Codpiece
7. Look! A cloud! What do you see?
[ ] A bunny
[ ] A horsey
[ ] Naked people "doing it"
[ ] The end of civilization, the collapse of society, and the final blood-soaked judgment of God unless we repeal health care reform
6. Ricky Martin is gay (check all that apply):
[ ] Duh
5. How many of states have you visited?
[ ] 1-10
[ ] 11-25
[ ] 26-50
[ ] All 57
4. Choose one:
[ ] I support the Obama administration
[ ] I'd like my taxes doubled, my guns taken away, and my Fox News cable signal scrambled.
3. Should marijuana be legalized?
[ ] No way
[ ] WAY, dude!
2. Do you feel that bailing out big businesses with billions of taxpayer dollars while the taxpayers themselves struggle to make ends meet was a poor choice?
[ ] Yes
[ ] I'm an idiot
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Question That SHOULD Have Been on the U.S. Census Survey...
1. If you checked "Negro" for race and were born after 1960, WTF?