Snooki's New Perfume Smells Like DTF

DTF means down to fuck and I for one have no idea what that smells like. Just who in the hell wants to smell like they're down to fuck anyway, whatever it smells like?

While I can't say that I know what that smells like I have a pretty good idea of what DTF looks like.

Snooki already is pimping slippers, sunglasses and a book- so why not a perfume?

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Snooki's Ridiculous Swimsuit

Snooki was hosting something...a pool party, maybe? And she wore this bikini thing? I've got to admit she looks better after her weight loss, keep working out girl.

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Is Snooki Doing Dancing With The Stars?

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Snooki in Custody

A witness tells TMZ, Snooki smacked her into the back of the patrol car, wedging her ride between the car and a highway protection wall. The witness says Deena was in the passenger seat at the time of the crash -- and when she tried to exit the car, she had to go through the window ... because the door was blocked by the wall.

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Snooki loses weight(PHOTO)

Looking better than last season of Jersey Shore.

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Snooki on the Cover of Rolling Stone(Photo)

"If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it," she told the magazine. "I just hate it. Obviously, they're only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I'm seeing is me drunk and falling down. That's how I am when I party, but some of the stuff I do is, like, 'Really, Nicole?' I look like a freakin' alcoholic. I'm like, 'You're sweating, your makeup is running, you look gross.' I just look like s**t."

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Snooki talks Politics?

Appearing at the Washington Auto Show on Monday, the 'Jersey Shore' star was asked who she thought was hotter: current President Barack Obama or former Commander in Chief George W. Bush.

Her response?

"I thought George Bush was pretty cute... for an old man."

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Snooki: I Regret Trying to Have Sex With Vinny

"I kind of wish me and Vinny didn't try and have sex because it was just drama this whole season," she explained on Monday. "And I don't know, it was just awkward between us and then I felt stupid...it's just embarrassing."

Arguing that friends with benefits never works, the self-proclaimed "Princess Of Poughkeepsie" said she's sure Guadagnino, 23, feels the same.

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Snooki 'Hamster' Stunt Banned From Times Square on New Year's Eve?

'Jersey Shore' star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is looking for another way to ring in the New Year now that her plan to spend the festivities in a glass ball (think hamster toy) has been banned from the Times Square area on Dec. 31, sources reveal. Full Story Here

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Jersey Shore Season 3

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The new extended trailer for Jersey Shore season 3 has arrived, giving us a better sense of the complex plotlines we’ll see play out when the gang returns to Seaside Heights. New cast member Deena is “exactly like Snooki,” according to Sammi, and haven’t we all been feeling like the show could use another Snooki? Full Story Here

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